What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:37
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
Why are there so many single moms in America?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO